You were probably smart to shore up your contract before appearing on The View today, Mr. Olbermann, because a lot of your audience might even come to prefer Bill O’Reilly. But here it is for every idealist out there in MSNBC-land who thinks Keith Olbermann is the best thing since sliced Cheney: “I don’t vote,” Olbermann said, saying it is the only thing he can do to suggest journalistic objectivity.”

That’s like Paris Hilton saying, “I don’t fuck because it’s the only thing I can do to suggest virginity.”

You’re worse than a horse’s ass, Mr. Olbermann. You’re the product of the horse’s ass.