August 12th, 2008
Viagra is celebrating its tenth birthday.
The little blue pill has accomplished a lot. It aced out birth control pharmaceuticals in the health-care sweepstakes. Yeah, old guys get their swag paid for by the insurance companies, but women of reproductive age don’t. Hey girls, get a lobbyist.
It’s a weird country. Viagra sells well in the bible belt. (What happened to faith-based hardons?)
I get a kick our of the Boner Boys. Those cheerful fiftysomething guys plucking away — “Viva Viagra.” Can you imagine a less inspiring song? Just a minute, honey, let’s wait til they finish singing the side effects.
Would John Edwards be in trouble without Viagra?
Coming soon, New Children’s Strength Viagra.