Six ways to get more out of life.
January 17th, 2013
- Chop and snort your coke on a magnifying mirror.
- Soak thong in Jack Daniels overnight.
- Rhyme “Saturday taints” with “Latter Day Saints” in sacred limerick.
- Accept fact that 4 out of 6 is good enough.
January 27th, 2013 at 9:29 pm
a gaggle of latter day saints
shed their ties, their white shirts, and their pants
they called for a tub
and went rub-a-dub-dub
on each other’s saturday taints
January 28th, 2013 at 1:49 am
Brilliant Joan.