1. Chop and snort your coke on a magnifying mirror.
  2. Soak thong in Jack Daniels overnight.
  3. Rhyme “Saturday taints” with “Latter Day Saints” in sacred limerick.
  4. Accept fact that 4 out of 6 is good enough.

2 Responses to “Six ways to get more out of life.”

  1. joan Says:

    a gaggle of latter day saints
    shed their ties, their white shirts, and their pants
    they called for a tub
    and went rub-a-dub-dub
    on each other’s saturday taints

  2. Erin Says:

    Brilliant Joan.

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