Talk show host, bearing down on toilet, raises blood pressure to 255/170.

12/31/2009, Honolulu, Hawaii. Paramedics responding to the call, “Fat Man on Toilet”, entered the penthouse men’s room of a luxury hotel, and using a sling, lowered a 300 pound man to an ambulance waiting on the street. Halfway down, the man’s lit cigar fell from his mouth and burned a hole through the top of a vintage Mercedes convertible.