1. Giant squid are genetically engineered by racists to produce invisible ink. It is introduced into Detroit classrooms to prove black children are incapable of completing written exams.
2. A dog digs up a dinosaur bone that has words written in Hebrew proving America was founded by a race of half-men/half-eagles.
3. A magic dagger has a glass hilt. When it is filled with a special God-given sand, it makes time run backward.
4. Aliens at the center of the earth upset its axis. It wobbles so that by 2061 the North Pole and the South Pole become the East Pole and the West Pole.
5. A new composting method spontaneously generates cockroaches that produce electricity. Power quickly becomes abundant. Oil company executives lose their homes and move to their drilling platforms.
6. The thousand eternally-typing monkeys finally finish writing all of Shakespeare’s plays. Now they sit around, mostly drinking. A few take teaching jobs in the UC system.

Which one of the above was actually made?